MOCHI BALLS! Yes, it has the name balls in the name of the food. Guess what? It's also like biting into a smooth shorn testicle. Tasty, no? NO! Don't ever get those things near my mouth again. If I want testicles in my mouth, I will at least choose testicles that are attached to a very sexy and wealthy man so I can benefit sexually and financially from my testicle slurping and slavering.
If you ever want to relive my ball tasting experience, try daifuku, since it is what I had. Link about this little culinary gem is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daifuku
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
On that note...
Okay. Today I'm going to talk about it. The dreaded P word. Possum. Otherwise known (to us) as Manwhore. Otherwise known to all of you as....Kim Jae Joong? Hero Jae Joong? WHATEVER HIS NAME IS -y'know...that guy that was in that Korean version of Backstreet Boys? Oh wait...there's so many. Y'know...the DBSK which has transformed into a threesome known as JYJ. Creative naming, I know. But let's not forget that he is now a serious actor in Korean dramas, too. You know who I'm talking about...don't lie. You secretly lust after him too. You know you do. He's every girl's secret guilty pleasure. And, if you're a guy, you know you wanna be that pretty. You know this to be true.
So what if he's really skinny in that 'I'm-Anorexic' kind of way. That's okay. Maybe he's really agile. Can twist up like pretzel. That could be fun. I like agile. Agile men are agile. Pretzel twisting fun!
So what if he looks good in drag. Hey...what girl wouldn't appreciate a guy who can discuss makeup and clothes in an understanding sort of way? He can help you pick out all the latest fashion trends in Korea. He's like having your own fashion designer/makeup artist on call who also doubles as a booty call. Swweeeeeeettt!
So what if he has a man tramp stamp? Okay, so, yeah, the design sucks. I mean, what is it? An arrow pointing to the backdoor point of entry? Are those male names? It makes him a walking billboard for asian Bromance if I am reading correctly. And why, if you're Korean, do you put English on your chest? Is that like Americans putting Japanese all over themselves? I'm not the tat and piercings type but it does prove he can take pain and nothing is more heartwarming than men who do not whine over papercuts.
So what if he wears more make up than I do? Vanity may be a sin but ugly's for life so why not dress up the real estate? He's gotta stay viable somehow -he isn't getting any younger y'know.
So what if you see him hugging more men than women? Maybe he has issues with women. Maybe he's a really pretty asian hermaphrodite. In some version of reality, that's probably a great thing to be.
So what if when he smiles you think of some snagglepuss critter like a possum? He doesn't smile a lot so it doesn't really matter, right? And when he does smile...well...at least you can think 'wow, he's smiling. How rare'. It will pass soon enough and he'll be back to his usual expressionless hot self.
So what if he tweets tweets that seem a bit desperate? He's so lonely for Christmas. He just wants a big Fan hug. Give him what he wants and don't forget to feel him up when you do. I'm sure he'll enjoy that. Just be gentle -he doesn't have much junk in the trunk and there isn't a lot of body fat to protect against suffocating squeezes.
So what if his music is mediocre at best? It's Korean music. Isn't that enough? I bow to industry execs in Asian countries for their attention to detail -hot guys make ANYTHING sound good. Smart guys, those execs. How did they know that he could be wailing like a sperm whale during mating season and I'd still suffer just to watch him run around shirtless.
So what if his acting is almost painful to watch? Who needs talent!! Who cares if he only has five facial expressions? Heaven had a Postman and his name was Possum. He can pretend to be my boss and we can play doctor too.
So, see...there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with harboring a secret Kim Jae Joong Hero Possum Manwhore crush. It's perfectly natural.
Dest
So what if he's really skinny in that 'I'm-Anorexic' kind of way. That's okay. Maybe he's really agile. Can twist up like pretzel. That could be fun. I like agile. Agile men are agile. Pretzel twisting fun!
So what if he looks good in drag. Hey...what girl wouldn't appreciate a guy who can discuss makeup and clothes in an understanding sort of way? He can help you pick out all the latest fashion trends in Korea. He's like having your own fashion designer/makeup artist on call who also doubles as a booty call. Swweeeeeeettt!
So what if he has a man tramp stamp? Okay, so, yeah, the design sucks. I mean, what is it? An arrow pointing to the backdoor point of entry? Are those male names? It makes him a walking billboard for asian Bromance if I am reading correctly. And why, if you're Korean, do you put English on your chest? Is that like Americans putting Japanese all over themselves? I'm not the tat and piercings type but it does prove he can take pain and nothing is more heartwarming than men who do not whine over papercuts.
So what if he wears more make up than I do? Vanity may be a sin but ugly's for life so why not dress up the real estate? He's gotta stay viable somehow -he isn't getting any younger y'know.
So what if you see him hugging more men than women? Maybe he has issues with women. Maybe he's a really pretty asian hermaphrodite. In some version of reality, that's probably a great thing to be.
So what if when he smiles you think of some snagglepuss critter like a possum? He doesn't smile a lot so it doesn't really matter, right? And when he does smile...well...at least you can think 'wow, he's smiling. How rare'. It will pass soon enough and he'll be back to his usual expressionless hot self.
So what if he tweets tweets that seem a bit desperate? He's so lonely for Christmas. He just wants a big Fan hug. Give him what he wants and don't forget to feel him up when you do. I'm sure he'll enjoy that. Just be gentle -he doesn't have much junk in the trunk and there isn't a lot of body fat to protect against suffocating squeezes.
So what if his music is mediocre at best? It's Korean music. Isn't that enough? I bow to industry execs in Asian countries for their attention to detail -hot guys make ANYTHING sound good. Smart guys, those execs. How did they know that he could be wailing like a sperm whale during mating season and I'd still suffer just to watch him run around shirtless.
So what if his acting is almost painful to watch? Who needs talent!! Who cares if he only has five facial expressions? Heaven had a Postman and his name was Possum. He can pretend to be my boss and we can play doctor too.
So, see...there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with harboring a secret Kim Jae Joong Hero Possum Manwhore crush. It's perfectly natural.
Dest
Waddles & Waddles Jr
Okay, so, I have the hots for Ji-tae Yu or however you feel like spelling his name today, and he has been dubbed Waddles by us because of the way he walks with his feet pointed outward. He's a tall older hottie and I admit I'd like to do things to him until his feet turn straight.
However, I have found competition for him. It's Waddles Jr. His name is Lee Joo Hyun and he stars in Sweet Spy, available for your viewing pleasure online. There's just something about his smile that makes me reminisce about Waddles Sr. *sigh*. He seems to have his feet straight though, so I guess I'd have to do things to him until his feet turn outward. I suppose there are other ways to wear him out enough to mess up how he walks. ;)
I don't know if Dest and I will finish Sweet Spy together but I may continue it on my own. It's billed as "a mix of hilarious, tongue-in-cheek comedy, well crafted intrigue, and bittersweet romance" on dramafever but I'm not sure that is an accurate description. We only got about 3 episodes in though so hopefully I can finish this off on my personal time if we kill it for movie/tv night. Cross your fingers because I need to find me some more cute Asian me to heap my fantasies upon.
However, I have found competition for him. It's Waddles Jr. His name is Lee Joo Hyun and he stars in Sweet Spy, available for your viewing pleasure online. There's just something about his smile that makes me reminisce about Waddles Sr. *sigh*. He seems to have his feet straight though, so I guess I'd have to do things to him until his feet turn outward. I suppose there are other ways to wear him out enough to mess up how he walks. ;)
I don't know if Dest and I will finish Sweet Spy together but I may continue it on my own. It's billed as "a mix of hilarious, tongue-in-cheek comedy, well crafted intrigue, and bittersweet romance" on dramafever but I'm not sure that is an accurate description. We only got about 3 episodes in though so hopefully I can finish this off on my personal time if we kill it for movie/tv night. Cross your fingers because I need to find me some more cute Asian me to heap my fantasies upon.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Shitty Hunter
aka City Hunter.
Although Dest opted not to join me for this faaaaaaaaabulous Korean series, I think I sum it up in one sentence: Lee Min Ho makes me moist, no matter what his role.
'Nuff said.
Although Dest opted not to join me for this faaaaaaaaabulous Korean series, I think I sum it up in one sentence: Lee Min Ho makes me moist, no matter what his role.
'Nuff said.
Miso Dirty
Aw miso dirrrrrty... TO BREW! Give it up to old school perv songs and mix that with a bit of fun, whacky, science-nerd Japanese stuff and you will have Japan's "Moyasimon - Tales of Agriculture". Now, LET'S BREW!
If you have you not seen this manga-based import then you must. Animation lends amusement to this odd show based upon a guy who can see microbes. Tadayasu Sawaki is from a third generation sake brewery and the guy is troubled by the microbes, Aspergillus oryzae, that allow the fermentation to occur in the brew. He attempts to get away from it all when he attends an agricultural school. However, the fun for Tadayasu is just about to begin...
There's the S&M natured lab guru with family troubles (and some foot trouble, but you have to watch to find out to that). The professor is quite amusing and very laid back, but a bit quirky, especially when he doles out the aphrodesiac to help everyone "get things out of their systems". You have the two older deliquintents who are always up to something (generally-related to get-rich quick schemes) and should have been kicked out long before this show begins, but someone needs to take the main character under thier wing to show the the fun times of college. Oh, and let's not forget the girl who brings in the smelly dead fish thingy. Wait, there's the cheerleader who figures into the plot line, and her boyfriend was abducted by aliens, or so she believes... Gothic Lolita girl adds a bit of a twist to the storyline, and I'm not giving away the twist so you'll have to watch.
There are some funky bits to this show, such as the tasting of kiviak, and many amusing ones, many of which I won't mention because you really need to watch the show. Also, for the total nerds (like us), throughout the show you are given tidbits of information about microbes and some about Japanese brewing laws. Of course, total nerdosity occurs at the end of the show in the credits; a book opens and tells you about various microbes, several which were shown during the show. Most of them are brewery-related, but others are about foodborne illness causing microbes or widely found microbes.
Oh, don't let the animated part fool you into thinking that this a kid-friendly show. Between the lesbian morning after scene, the S&M elements, and that twist I won't tell you about, this show is definitely 16 and up. So put the kiddos to bed and settle in for some sake-licious adventures!
If you have you not seen this manga-based import then you must. Animation lends amusement to this odd show based upon a guy who can see microbes. Tadayasu Sawaki is from a third generation sake brewery and the guy is troubled by the microbes, Aspergillus oryzae, that allow the fermentation to occur in the brew. He attempts to get away from it all when he attends an agricultural school. However, the fun for Tadayasu is just about to begin...
There's the S&M natured lab guru with family troubles (and some foot trouble, but you have to watch to find out to that). The professor is quite amusing and very laid back, but a bit quirky, especially when he doles out the aphrodesiac to help everyone "get things out of their systems". You have the two older deliquintents who are always up to something (generally-related to get-rich quick schemes) and should have been kicked out long before this show begins, but someone needs to take the main character under thier wing to show the the fun times of college. Oh, and let's not forget the girl who brings in the smelly dead fish thingy. Wait, there's the cheerleader who figures into the plot line, and her boyfriend was abducted by aliens, or so she believes... Gothic Lolita girl adds a bit of a twist to the storyline, and I'm not giving away the twist so you'll have to watch.
There are some funky bits to this show, such as the tasting of kiviak, and many amusing ones, many of which I won't mention because you really need to watch the show. Also, for the total nerds (like us), throughout the show you are given tidbits of information about microbes and some about Japanese brewing laws. Of course, total nerdosity occurs at the end of the show in the credits; a book opens and tells you about various microbes, several which were shown during the show. Most of them are brewery-related, but others are about foodborne illness causing microbes or widely found microbes.
Oh, don't let the animated part fool you into thinking that this a kid-friendly show. Between the lesbian morning after scene, the S&M elements, and that twist I won't tell you about, this show is definitely 16 and up. So put the kiddos to bed and settle in for some sake-licious adventures!
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