On that note...

Okay. Today I'm going to talk about it. The dreaded P word. Possum. Otherwise known (to us) as Manwhore. Otherwise known to all of you as....Kim Jae Joong? Hero Jae Joong? WHATEVER HIS NAME IS -y'know...that guy that was in that Korean version of Backstreet Boys? Oh wait...there's so many. Y'know...the DBSK which has transformed into a threesome known as JYJ. Creative naming, I know. But let's not forget that he is now a serious actor in Korean dramas, too. You know who I'm talking about...don't lie. You secretly lust after him too. You know you do. He's every girl's secret guilty pleasure. And, if you're a guy, you know you wanna be that pretty. You know this to be true.

So what if he's really skinny in that 'I'm-Anorexic' kind of way. That's okay. Maybe he's really agile. Can twist up like pretzel. That could be fun. I like agile. Agile men are agile. Pretzel twisting fun!

So what if he looks good in drag. Hey...what girl wouldn't appreciate a guy who can discuss makeup and clothes in an understanding sort of way? He can help you pick out all the latest fashion trends in Korea. He's like having your own fashion designer/makeup artist on call who also doubles as a booty call. Swweeeeeeettt!

So what if he has a man tramp stamp?  Okay, so, yeah, the design sucks. I mean, what is it? An arrow pointing to the backdoor point of entry? Are those male names? It makes him a walking billboard for asian Bromance if I am reading correctly. And why, if you're Korean, do you put English on your chest? Is that like Americans putting Japanese all over themselves? I'm not the tat and piercings type but it does prove he can take pain and nothing is more heartwarming than men who do not whine over papercuts.

So what if he wears more make up than I do? Vanity may be a sin but ugly's for life so why not dress up the real estate? He's gotta stay viable somehow -he isn't getting any younger y'know.

So what if you see him hugging more men than women? Maybe he has issues with women. Maybe he's a really pretty asian hermaphrodite. In some version of reality, that's probably a great thing to be.

So what if when he smiles you think of some snagglepuss critter like a possum? He doesn't smile a lot so it doesn't really matter, right? And when he does smile...well...at least you can think 'wow, he's smiling. How rare'. It will pass soon enough and he'll be back to his usual expressionless hot self.

So what if he tweets tweets that seem a bit desperate? He's so lonely for Christmas. He just wants a big Fan hug. Give him what he wants and don't forget to feel him up when you do. I'm sure he'll enjoy that. Just be gentle -he doesn't have much junk in the trunk and there isn't a lot of body fat to protect against suffocating squeezes.

So what if his music is mediocre at best? It's Korean music. Isn't that enough? I bow to industry execs in Asian countries for their attention to detail -hot guys make ANYTHING sound good. Smart guys, those execs. How did they know that he could be wailing like a sperm whale during mating season and I'd still suffer just to watch him run around shirtless.

So what if his acting is almost painful to watch? Who needs talent!! Who cares if he only has five facial expressions? Heaven had a Postman and his name was Possum. He can pretend to be my boss and we can play doctor too.  

So, see...there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with harboring a secret Kim Jae Joong Hero Possum Manwhore crush. It's perfectly natural.


Dest